Pest Problem Solvers Gifts

"That pigeon's at it again."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Man using to much bug spray

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Reasonableman

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Getting Rid of the Cure

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"They didn't have a cone that fit my head."

Snail trap

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

In a Quandary

'Boy, these strips sure make it a lot easier to swat the flies!'