Pest Problem Solver Gifts

'I am not putting a foot in there until you do something about those bed bugs!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"The bedbugs got to me first."

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

"I heard he's been here since before raid."

'Mom, can I have a dime? The garbage truck is coming down the street.'

"Mum's been in bed with a nasty bug all week dad!"

'Boy, these strips sure make it a lot easier to swat the flies!'

"This is where they're getting in."

Garden produce show.

"How much can one cockroach eat?"

"I think we're going to need a bigger trap, dear!"

"Oh, for heaven's sake. Use the spray!"

'I could no longer keep it from the door.'

'Quick, douse the light!'

'Relax, it's just Henry spraying the lawn for insects.'

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

"What are you going to do about it? Call an exterminator?"

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

"Well, Noah - I warned you about allowing the woodworm onboard!"

'Mister, those are not ordinary fire ants.'

"The mosquitoes are coming!"

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What's wrong now?'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.