Pest Pondering Philosopher T-Shirts

"So, Michael, any pesticidal thoughts today?"

"Nation-building never works."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Gunter Grass

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

A Poem about Sand

Bees v Wasps

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

Doubt or Certainy

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

I am so late for a hair appointment

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

tbh 'tis better to have followed and been unfollowed than never to have followed at all lol #perspective.

Einstein tests his pasta-antipasto theory.

No Action Comics

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

'We seem to be at that point where science leaves off and theology begins.'

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

A beach has meters.

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

Woman painting a man drowning.