Pest Pondering Philosopher Pillows

"So, Michael, any pesticidal thoughts today?"

"Nation-building never works."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

A Poem about Sand

Bees v Wasps

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

Doubt or Certainy

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

I am so late for a hair appointment

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

No Action Comics

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

'We seem to be at that point where science leaves off and theology begins.'

A beach has meters.

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

Woman painting a man drowning.