Pest Infestation Gifts

"We have a termite problem."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

Good News about winter

Man using to much bug spray

'I found the termites!'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Giant slug attacks a city

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Various Traps.