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"Did you order takeout?"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Come and get it!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

Emotional Support Pest

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Flies up the ante!

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Superintendent

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

'The local rat population are revolting!'

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"The people next door eat a lot better."

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

"I'm no zoologist, but that's not a deer in our garden."

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The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

"Don't kill it. The eat bugs."

'They're so obvious about it.'

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

"My God―they're heading for the delphiniums!"

'I've created a new bug electrocuter, but the down side is it takes a lot of time to say their little insect heads.'

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito