Pest Control Champ Prints

"Did you order takeout?"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Come and get it!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Emotional Support Pest

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Flies up the ante!

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Superintendent

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

'The local rat population are revolting!'

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'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"I'm no zoologist, but that's not a deer in our garden."

"The people next door eat a lot better."

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

"You crushed it!"

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

"I'm not sure I can really help you. I've dealt with hundreds of rodent infestations, but I've never even heard of Beerkats!"

"My God―they're heading for the delphiniums!"

'I've created a new bug electrocuter, but the down side is it takes a lot of time to say their little insect heads.'

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

"Don't kill it. The eat bugs."

'They're so obvious about it.'