Pessimism Expert Pillows

"Everything in your life has gone smoothly. That's a violation of Murphy's law."

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Arthur Schopenhauer

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Pessimists v Optimists.

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

'There, Mr Optimist. Now how full is it?'

Doom & Gloom

Tom's last day.

'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"Look on the dark side."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"Die alone"

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

'Would you say this glass is half empty or half full?'

'Taking guard' 'The pessimist'

'Have you seen the financial pages?' - 'Yes, things are going to get a lot worse before the get worse.'