Pessimism Ponderer Pillows

"I can hear the nattering nabobs of negativity now."

Pessimists anonymous...

Must you always be so negative?

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

The Doom Channel

'Your glass is half full!'

"Look on the dark side."

"If you're thinking of evolving, don't bother."

Arthur Schopenhauer

Chutes.

Glass Explorters: Half Full and Half Empty.

'The glass is half full.' - 'The glass is half empty.' - 'That definitely wasn't apple juice...'

"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."

"I can't really have a good day unless someone's having a worse one."

"I'm such a pessimist - even my blood group is negative."

Overly optimistic and overly pessimistic executives

The Pessimistic Elevator

"'Relax!' You said 'What's the worst that can happen?'"

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

Why me? Why not me?

That's where we're different. I see the toilet bows half-full, and you see the toilet bowl half-empty.

Have A Nietzsche Day

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"Screw it. I'm endangered anyways."

"Malcolm believes we're all f****d."

That's just Bob. He won

Untold Love Stories. The Shadow and Pollyanna. It's no use, Lamont, you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men and I believe there's good in everybody.

'Would you say this glass is half empty or half full?'

Ok, I'll meet you at the Optimist Club unless I get hit by a bus or something.

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Pessimists v Optimists.

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -