Pessimism Ponderer Mugs

"I can hear the nattering nabobs of negativity now."

Pessimists anonymous...

Must you always be so negative?

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

The Doom Channel

'Your glass is half full!'

"Look on the dark side."

Arthur Schopenhauer

Chutes.

Glass Explorters: Half Full and Half Empty.

'The glass is half full.' - 'The glass is half empty.' - 'That definitely wasn't apple juice...'

"I can't really have a good day unless someone's having a worse one."

"I'm such a pessimist - even my blood group is negative."

Overly optimistic and overly pessimistic executives

The Pessimistic Elevator

"'Relax!' You said 'What's the worst that can happen?'"

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

Why me? Why not me?

Have A Nietzsche Day

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"Screw it. I'm endangered anyways."

"Malcolm believes we're all f****d."

'Would you say this glass is half empty or half full?'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Pessimists v Optimists.

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'There, Mr Optimist. Now how full is it?'

'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'

Tom's last day.

Doom & Gloom

"Everything in your life has gone smoothly. That's a violation of Murphy's law."

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"