Personal Taste Devotee T-Shirts

"I may not know art, but I know what I like."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"He's such a fussy eater."

New Shoes.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

"Does this make me think I look good?"

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

Building a gingerbread house

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

Ice Cream Flavors

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

"Madonna's out early this morning."

"Waiter, there's a fly in my trout!"

"I tasted them all to make sure they're good."

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

'Floor it, Mom!'

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."