Personal Taste Devotee T-Shirts

"I may not know art, but I know what I like."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

New Shoes.

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

"Does this make me think I look good?"

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

Building a gingerbread house

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

Ice Cream Flavors

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

"Waiter, there's a fly in my trout!"

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

"I tasted them all to make sure they're good."

"How do you want your slice - with or without a ballerina?"

'Floor it, Mom!'

'Don't drink on an empty head.'