Personal Stereo Gifts

'Hey,COOL headphones buddy'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Music for car stereos

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

The Music Lover.

'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

'Boy, these strips sure make it a lot easier to swat the flies!'

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

Boom Box

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

"That bass isn't bad."

THe remote for when you can't find the remote.

"He's here to help install our new converter box."

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

Hi Fi

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

Check the products and prices.

On and Off Mouse Trap

"Have you been messing about with the toaster again, Walter?"

Appliances. Toasters. Ten bucks extra? I didn't even know that toasters needed undercoating.

How come you never look at me that way?

You can't hear it mate,baby's asleep!

Sony Dorkman

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."

"I heard Ralphie blows out his car speakers every three weeks."