Personal Finance Puzzle Solver Pillows

I hear the ironic thing is he fails miserably whenever attempting to balance his checkbook.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'If nobody has any money, where did it all go?'

How should I know up or down? All I heard was the FT was 74.95.

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

"Hello Mum .. The Doc wants to know if I have difficulty making decisions. What do you think?"

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"Sometimes I think they hired me just to take the blame."

Iraq and the road ahead...

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

Life Tetris

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

The European Bailout

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

"Welcome Home Karol. We have Piroshk, and good music for you..."

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

A batch of bills are abandoned near the end of the parliamentry session

"The problem with facts is that they get in the way of ignorance."

"What we really need is a long term quick fix."

Today, business expert, Professor Ernie, will answer questions. The first is from an upholsterer who has lots of business but loses money on every order. The problem is that you're covering everything except your costs! The owner of a baseball team wants to know if you he should re-sign the team's best player, the league leader in double and triples. I don't think he can afford the high base salary. And a perfume company is struggling to survive. Their strategy has been to only produce exo

Jigsaw Puzzles, Inc. Personnel. You life is falling to pieces. You're perfect for us!

'Dollar'

'Why can't I deduct my trip to Youngstown? I'm a youth pastor.'

'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

UK Economy

Connect the Dots and see what the 2014 political campaigns and/or elections are all about. . .

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

'Sometimes I just feel like processing some data, but I have no data to process - other times I have the data, but I have nothing to process it with.'

"Of course it's hard to understand. They wouldn't be billing 'codes' , if they were easy to decipher."

"They think it was an oversight by our oversight committee that caused the recent problems."

'Bascombe has put all his mutual fund assets into a blind trust, but it was set up so well he can't even locate it.'

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."