Personal Finance Puzzle Solver Pillows

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'If nobody has any money, where did it all go?'

How should I know up or down? All I heard was the FT was 74.95.

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

"Hello Mum .. The Doc wants to know if I have difficulty making decisions. What do you think?"

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"Sometimes I think they hired me just to take the blame."

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

Iraq and the road ahead...

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

Life Tetris

The European Bailout

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

A batch of bills are abandoned near the end of the parliamentry session

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

"Welcome Home Karol. We have Piroshk, and good music for you..."

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

"The problem with facts is that they get in the way of ignorance."

"What we really need is a long term quick fix."

UK Economy

Connect the Dots and see what the 2014 political campaigns and/or elections are all about. . .

'Why can't I deduct my trip to Youngstown? I'm a youth pastor.'

'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

'Dollar'

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

'Sometimes I just feel like processing some data, but I have no data to process - other times I have the data, but I have nothing to process it with.'

"Of course it's hard to understand. They wouldn't be billing 'codes' , if they were easy to decipher."

"They think it was an oversight by our oversight committee that caused the recent problems."

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

'Bascombe has put all his mutual fund assets into a blind trust, but it was set up so well he can't even locate it.'

Help Trump's Lawyer Navigate His Legal Defense