Financial Puzzle Solver Pillows

'When bond yield goes down, can you explain why net asset value goes up?'

'When you write up a prospectus for our new fund, keep using the word 'derivative'. Nobody knows what it means but the fund will look very hi-tech.'

Shoot, I just paid one of these a few weeks ago!

Pension Planning is Enormously Complex

'Bascombe has put all his mutual fund assets into a blind trust, but it was set up so well he can't even locate it.'

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

The Map of the human brain

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'You know too much!'

Eureka!

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

The Salmon Run

Introducing...Anagraman.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Some card-game puns

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'