Personal Finance Coach Gifts

'Forget retirement, will I have enough to keep gas in my car?'

Money maze.

In the red

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

On the back of the t-shirt...

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Office' block tightening it's belt

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Will work for ETFs

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Watering Money

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

E.U. Banking Union.

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

European currency on the edge.

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"