Personal Ads Gifts

'Let me see your ad again - tall, dark, well travelled, likes meeting new people.'

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

As Seen Watching TV

Who Let the Dawg In?

Junk Mail

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

Your next cartoon will follow after these advertisements

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

"They do say results will vary."

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

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Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

"Now just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

Personal Ads: '...Men seeking anything that will stay still long enough.'

"Still no customers. We'll have to invent rebates!"

' I don't care if their ad says they stand behind every bed they sell, I want him out of here...'

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

"Ken bats left-handed, enjoys cultural as well as outdoor activities, and seeks a sensitive non-smoking woman for a lasting partnership that includes long walks, good music, and fielding practice."

Watch this space.

"Doing political ads would combine my love of writing with my gift for character assassination."

Personal ad: 'Cosa seeking Nostra.'

'Eat at my place, I'm very lonely'

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"You ran a classified ad to sell some of your unwanted items, didn't you?"

Live fast, die young, leave a beautiful memory: 'Finger lickin' good, baby! Finger lickin' good!'

Personal Ad.

A man and his cat watch tv

Cowboy 'Clients' and Indian 'Ad agencies' looking for dollars,

"Hey! This soda is frozen solid!"

"Test screening proves it. That is one hell of a dental floss commercial!"

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