Permit Pundit Pillows

Add a touch of legal humor to their space with pillows featuring witty permit pundit designs—comfortable, fun, and perfect for legal enthusiasts who love a good pun.

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'Here is your cocoon construction permit Sir...'

'Here is your cocoon construction permit Sir...' mockup

'Here is your cocoon construction permit Sir...'

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'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!' mockup

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

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"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven." mockup

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

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"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney." mockup

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

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"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up." mockup

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

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"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction." mockup

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

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"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

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"What's with the Tim Russert act?" mockup

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

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'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.' mockup

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

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Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair. mockup

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

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"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

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"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month." mockup

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

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Patents office.

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'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

'I thought time was supposed to be money!' mockup

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

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It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

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TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Glenn Beck?'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Glenn Beck?' mockup

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Glenn Beck?'

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The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry. mockup

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

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"Your book stinks—we want to publish it."

"Your book stinks—we want to publish it." mockup

"Your book stinks—we want to publish it."

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'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.' mockup

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

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Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept. mockup

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

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"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!" mockup

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

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Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

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'Let me guess: you and everyone else?' mockup

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

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"As a cost-cutting measure, for our fall list we have decided to bypass traditional bookstore sales and subsequent remaindering, and instead go directly to the shredder."

"As a cost-cutting measure, for our fall list we have decided to bypass traditional bookstore sales and subsequent remaindering, and instead go directly to the shredder."

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