Permit Ponderer Pillows

'Do they have a permit for that thing?'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

Retirement Issues

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"You've got termites."

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

Desert Island Surveillance.