Permit Enthusiast Gifts

ANGLING CLUB. FISHING WITH PERMIT ONLY.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Welcome to the Team

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Perks

"I like to keep things simple."

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

Our dental plan consists of a toothbrush and toothpaste.

'Never forget that the best things in life are freebies.'

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

'Now, if we stick to our financial plan, I can retire at 55 and you at 87.'

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

Bill's new strap-on steer horns helped give him more clout at the office.

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

'Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after Summer Vacation?'

'There's a car in my parking spot! Torch it!'

'He's really OK, except for the power trips.'

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

'We projected every contingency except for our plan actually working.'

Fluffy was never quite the same after Aunt Ruby's visit.

'Could I see your ground disturbance permit?!'

Power: 'It's mine and you can't have it.'

'How could you have thirty years of experience when you're only twenty?'

'I'm done with school because all I need to make a living is to know how to persuade my dad to give me money!'

"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours."