Permission Seeker Prints

'It's all settled, then... but first I must check in with my wife.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Do you mind?"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

'Bring me some more power.'

Hospital Departments

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'It's Blurred.'

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

Glass Ceiling

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

'I need both hands for steering.'

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

"Sure, you could make a good living in private industry, but believe me, you wouldn't be running any kingdoms."

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

Robot about to eat a battery

"Safe FDIC insured, guaranteed 2.65% APY...check out our new Emotional Support CDs."

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.