Privacy Seekers Prints

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

"I used to want 15 minutes of fame. Now I'd settle for 5 minutes of privacy."

"Yes - we offer complete privacy. We are 3 billion miles from earth. . .Just get a double room ready for Meghan and Harry."

The Anti-Agent

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"Do you mind?"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Yes, I'm alone."

She required plenty of personal space.

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Police Statetion

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Hello from the shed.