Permission Seeker Gifts

'It's all settled, then... but first I must check in with my wife.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

'Bring me some more power.'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Hospital Departments

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'It's Blurred.'

Glass Ceiling

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

'I need both hands for steering.'

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

"Sure, you could make a good living in private industry, but believe me, you wouldn't be running any kingdoms."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"Baldo, we need to talk."

Robot about to eat a battery

"Safe FDIC insured, guaranteed 2.65% APY...check out our new Emotional Support CDs."

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.