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"This way they can never get away."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Couple of Pikeys.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Business Fishing.

'Steroids.'

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

Cottage Industry

'I like you, you've got balls.'

The fleeting moment

"An angel fish. You never let up, do you, Fred?"

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

"Unbelievable money maker."

The Miracle of Catching the Fishes (The Holy Bible).

Angling Competition

'OK, wait until he grabs the twenty bucks, then set the hook!'

"So, I threw the frisbee a little hard."

'My husband works behind the lens.'

Bill's desperate need to release himself quickly was eased suddenly when he noticed the sign...

Savour right now - this may be the good old days.

'It didn't jump up there, you yanked it up there!'

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

"I'll take this book. A buddy recommended it to me. . . no idea why. Holy crap! You're one helluva hot chick!!"

Photoshop was to make Colin the envy of the angling club.

'Ralph doesn't believe in catch and release'

'The warden framed me.'

'Boy,something sure nailed that lure.'

Pit of Death