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Business Fishing.

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Self portrait.

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

Stress

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Imagine there's no office...

Man Looking Through Window

'You may have three mergers.'

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships...

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

'Harland has never been away from his Blackberry this long.'

'See if you can get them to flambe the check, too.'

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

Ever thought of early retirement?

Landing That Tough Account

Frustrated at the office.