Perk Promoter T-Shirts

What about the company car you promised?

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Perks

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

Charity Shop Income on Rise

Make love not war

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

An honesty of agents

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

"Narrative play is dead."

'Never forget that the best things in life are freebies.'

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Archers.

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."