Perk Promoter Prints

What about the company car you promised?

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'How do I get people to visit my...'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

Perks

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Garage Music

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Make love not war

Charity Shop Income on Rise

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

An honesty of agents

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

The Supreme Court and the March of Progress

"Narrative play is dead."

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'Never forget that the best things in life are freebies.'

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"So much for that publicity stunt."

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

Archers.

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

"So what can you bring to this partnership?"

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."