Periodic Pun Lover Gifts

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"You've passed with extinction!"

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Literate Dogs.

'You tell me you're a sexual athlete and your first time at bat you strike out!'

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

Hotness

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

The static electric eel is very rare.

Larry's Literary Market.

'You give me goose bumps!'

Weather forecast

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."