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The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Extreme miming"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Senta jumps into the sea

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Horse statue throws off rider.

"Tinnitus?"

Juggler and Illusionist

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

The circus diver.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

I Pagliacci

1,572 Performances.

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Interpretive napping

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Octopus on Keys.

Mime father in the delivery room.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

I Heart Juggling

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'