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The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Extreme miming"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Senta jumps into the sea

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Horse statue throws off rider.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"Tinnitus?"

The circus diver.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Interpretive napping

1,572 Performances.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

I Pagliacci

Octopus on Keys.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Mime father in the delivery room.

I Heart Juggling

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?