Perfomer Gifts

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

Demure lady with gloves

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Bravo!"

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Toast at the Ball

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'How come, unlike some other bosses, you never surprise me with little promotions?'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"Firing is too good for you, Mike. I'm going to give you MY job instead!"

Cinemuck

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Radiant, yet flammable.

'Got anything with a little less musk?'