Perfomer Gifts

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

Demure lady with gloves

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Bravo!"

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Toast at the Ball

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'How come, unlike some other bosses, you never surprise me with little promotions?'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"Firing is too good for you, Mike. I'm going to give you MY job instead!"

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

Cinemuck

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'