Perfectionist Musings Pillows

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'I'm not too sure about that.'

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

Perfection

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"You're welcome."

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Parenting Academy...I failed insemination.

Parental Anxiety

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

Parenting Wonks

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."