Perfectionism Grappler Pillows

'You're being too hard on yourself. No one's perfect - aside from you.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Secretive Weigh In.

"God works in mysterious ways."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Bad times to sneeze

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Perfection

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"Marriage and water, I find, don't mix."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

Holding the moral high ground

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Look, I got a good grade because I worked hard. It's like riding a bike...stay in your seat, keep moving forward and you'll reach your goal. Unless you hit a lipstick case dropped in the middle of the road."

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'If I had Doppler, it would be predicting a storm when my parents see this grade on my meteorology test.'

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

How's the writer's block?

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."