Perfect Pair T-Shirts

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I hate it..."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

'Don't worry too much about it dear, just say I do and we can get on with the honeymoon.'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

Armchair Dancing

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

There had always been three in the relationship...

Matching Outfits

Cat's Valentine

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

"Will you please shut up! I'm trying to talk to Alexa!"

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

"Daddy, would you text me a bedtime story?"

"Alexa - tell my husband he's wrong."

Couple in Green

A bride and groom playing a double bass

'Which wine should I serve with tofu meat loaf and seaweed salad?'

'A cow is called 'productive livestock' because it gives milk. Parents are productive livestock, too, because they give pocket money.'

"Honey I don't think Muffy likes that new cat food."

"I'm not coming in without her."