Purrfect Pair T-Shirts

There had always been three in the relationship...

"I hate it..."

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cats on the couch.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Cats

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

Persian

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

'We know you have a cat...'

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

Cat's Valentine

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

When cats bring gifts.

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

Cat Lady

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'

I love my cat.

Art for Cats

Cat shows off new jacket, saying: 'Don't worry, it's fake furball.'

"Oh, my family used to be rich alright: my grandfather was not referred to as a "house cat", but as a "grand manor cat"..."

101 uses of a dead cat: armchair

"Dead rats, dead birds, dead skinks, I've tried all kinds of gifts, but there's no pleasing my mistress really..."

"I swear, it wasn't me who called the council about your incessant barking: it was my master!"

"That one there is Marvin's personal pussycat."

Cat Thanks.