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"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Love conquers all, except plaque.

"I hate it..."

Dancing

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Date Night

Living together, couple in love.

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'Great chemistry.'

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

Armchair Dancing

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

"They're both in telemarketing."

Respected cartoon couple, Elmo and Merle Blinkwhistle, take a little time out each day to gather their thoughts.

There had always been three in the relationship...

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

The Inventor of Scratch and Sniff

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

'Which wine should I serve with tofu meat loaf and seaweed salad?'

"Tom and I are so close, we finish each others' sentences."

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

Historians' Tiff

Two women playing the piano for some guests