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"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

Love conquers all, except plaque.

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

"I hate it..."

Dancing

Date Night

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Living together, couple in love.

'Great chemistry.'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

Armchair Dancing

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

"They're both in telemarketing."

Respected cartoon couple, Elmo and Merle Blinkwhistle, take a little time out each day to gather their thoughts.

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

"Sounds like you've both been pushing each others' buttons."

There had always been three in the relationship...

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

The Inventor of Scratch and Sniff

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

'Which wine should I serve with tofu meat loaf and seaweed salad?'

"Tom and I are so close, we finish each others' sentences."

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

Historians' Tiff