Percursionist Gifts

'We've been burgled, and they took your drum kit..... eventually.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

'How very Cumbria.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Vacation Bus Photo

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

Rainbow/Horizon

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

Desert Roundabout

On board the MS Hepatology

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'Isn't it sublime, Janet? The original Dali Llama.'

Airport

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."