Peppermint Shake Enthusiast Gifts

One peppermint shake, two straws. Oh no. We're back together again. In fact, make that just one straw. We'll share it. I don't want anything to separate us ever again. Two. What are you trying to do, sugar-puss, give me the mouth-herpes you caught form that Sheila? I told you, daffodil-bottom, that wasn't mouth-herpes, it was just a sore where I'd accidentally bitten my lip. And I would never have even been with Sheila if you hadn't just ditched me for that hobo. Biff Manly is a sailor who lives

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I come here for the pepper."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Devi's brew?"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"That's very offensive."

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Fresh pepper?"

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

People of the Fall

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

Protein Powder Irony

Pumpkin Spice

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

Basic Instinct

Old pumpkin spice

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

The Wonder Gym.

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

He's allergic to pepper...

"Gesundheit."