Peppermint Lover Gifts

You can lick my peppermint stick!

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'The Burrito King.'

"I come here for the pepper."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Devi's brew?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"That's very offensive."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Fresh pepper?"

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Habanero ..."

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

People of the Fall

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

Pumpkin Spice

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

"No religious nuts!"