People Skills Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm good at making people feel comfortable, Ozzie.'

"I sue others because I am a people person."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"I will refute my wife's allegations that I'm a work obsessed pedant with the aid of a slideshow presentation."

Fishing Contest

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"You like to take credit for other people's successes, and blame others for your mistakes. Woodly, you have management potential!"

"Look on the dark side."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'Having done the mentoring skills questionnaire I think I need a mentor to mentor me in improving my mentoring.'

"Nice and simple. The way a family leave policy should be."

'I'm here to help, you can tell me anything in complete confidence Jane, Jill...whatever your name is!'

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

Luckily for Sarah, her training had included a unit on detecting signs of negative body language.

"Well, I admire your assertiveness, but you might want to work on your people skills!"

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

"Ms. Sims and I have known each other for quite some time, but it turns out we aren't on a first-name basis."

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"

'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'

Old man reading book called 'How To Live in The Moment' whilst ignoring his dog.

"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."

'This promotion means we can upgrade from therapists to life coaches.'

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

'He gets very defensive.'

Student walking into 'Facts of Life' lunchtime club.

'Gee, talk about body language!'

Self-Help Books / How to accept criticism.

Assertiveness Training Institute: 'What are you looking at?'

"Teamwork is the ability to work together toward MY vision!"