People Pleaser Gifts

Fairy God Mothers Anonymous - "I've just been too much of a people pleaser."

'Good evening! I'll be your server tonight. Can I start you with the first of many 'How's everything?''

'I bet you don't get many complaints.'

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

Poor Customer Service

Cariactures

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Glance Exchange

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

Coffee shop

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"That's an everblue."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Plasma Ball

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

Startling!

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."