People Person Delight Pillows

'He's just been on some course telling him how to get clients to feel at ease...I think he's overdoing it a bit!'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

A woman playing the flute

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

Fairy God Mothers Anonymous - "I've just been too much of a people pleaser."

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

Trying on boots

"I love people-watching."

"How did you find your steak, sir?"

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

'Why are they all staring at me?'

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

'I'll give you a tip mate, stop looking down my wife's dress'

Pop-up toaster.

'How's the chilli today?'; 'Much better than yesterday - I think it had a good night's sleep.'

'Freezer is on the blink.'

'He used to be happy just gradually appearing out of a basket.'