People Person Delight Prints

'He's just been on some course telling him how to get clients to feel at ease...I think he's overdoing it a bit!'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

A woman playing the flute

'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'

No, sir, that entr

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

Fairy God Mothers Anonymous - "I've just been too much of a people pleaser."

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

"How did you find your steak, sir?"

Trying on boots

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

"I love people-watching."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

'Why are they all staring at me?'

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

'I'll give you a tip mate, stop looking down my wife's dress'

Face Painting.

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

Pop-up toaster.

'How's the chilli today?'; 'Much better than yesterday - I think it had a good night's sleep.'

'Freezer is on the blink.'