Pension Whisperer Pillows

"I told Jim I wanted him to find ways of engaging with your people on social media."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

"Money is life's report card."

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"Yow! Thank goodness you've kept costs on a short leash!"

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'