Penny Farthing Enthusiast Pillows

Penny Farthing Racing Bike

"He's come out of retirement!"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

Low-Rent Stockholders

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

Parking validation

'Maybe so, sir, but our motto is, 'A penny saved is a lot of trouble for nothing.''

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

"Is that a fixed-rate scowl or is it adjustable to the current interest rate?"

I used to feel empty and worthless around that heavy guy, too, until I realized, hey, he's just full of pennies!

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Here at First Infidelity we've always been forward thinking investors. We've invested in penny stocks before they were penny stocks.'

"Fine. As long as it doesn't involve spending money."

Ha Ha! Better Luck Next Time.

Policeman Falling Off Bicycle

From fair to school.

'-are your ears burning too?'

Financial Terrorist Bernard Madoff.

'I like to think of myself as Tiger Woods' greatest nightmare - although I'd don't know why he'd ever dream about me.'

Stock Market - Ok, you've convinced me - give me one more share.

Two men talking about insurance

Wishing well: Please no Canadian coins.

"Well, the books balance - assets, and liabilities match to the penny."

'What can I get for a nickel down?'

The first straw

"Penny for your thoughts, Frank."