Penicillin Fan Pillows

'It was getting mouldy, so I threw it out.'

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Your Future Home.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

People and robots

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

Robot surgery.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Mad cleaning robot.

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'