Pencil Pusher's Delight Gifts

"Hang the expense, Potter. If you need another pencil, order it."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Brain storm

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"I got an A in creative writing. Don't I get credit for creative addition."

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Look at it this way, you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway!

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

Office Woman

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Cow cartooning block.

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

'Where's the spell checker on a pencil?'

Back to School

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

'Cartoonist thinking'