Pencil Pusher's Delight Gifts

"Hang the expense, Potter. If you need another pencil, order it."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Brain storm

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"I got an A in creative writing. Don't I get credit for creative addition."

Look at it this way, you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway!

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"

Cow cartooning block.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Office Woman

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

'Where's the spell checker on a pencil?'

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

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