Pencil Pusher In Training Gifts

". . . and this, my young friends, is the Basell II ratings-based formula to calculate capital levels for retail credit."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Brain storm

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

Editor. Short. Sweet.

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Look at it this way, you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway!

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"I got an A in creative writing. Don't I get credit for creative addition."

'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

"Hang the expense, Potter. If you need another pencil, order it."

Technical specifications: semi-automatic 1.2 mm cartoon launcher. 7.5 inch barrels holds a full stick of graphite. Fires rounds of sarcasm, satire and spoofs. Takes out religious fanatics with sharp wit.

Cow cartooning block.

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

Office Woman

"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

'Where's the spell checker on a pencil?'