Pencil Crusader Pillows

The Proust of Twitter

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Face painting by numbers.

Blue sky thinking

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Give quiche a chance!

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

Art Plagiarism

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

Cow cartooning block.

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"Quit moving"

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

'My right brain isn't working.'

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'