Pencil Crusader Gifts

Technical specifications: semi-automatic 1.2 mm cartoon launcher. 7.5 inch barrels holds a full stick of graphite. Fires rounds of sarcasm, satire and spoofs. Takes out religious fanatics with sharp wit.

Letters escape from a caged book.

Super pets.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Face painting by numbers.

Blue sky thinking

The Proust of Twitter

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Give quiche a chance!

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

Art Plagiarism

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

The Family Joules: Part 15

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

'My right brain isn't working.'

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"Quit moving"

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

Cow cartooning block.

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."