Penalty Protester Pillows

"How come I get TWO yellow cards?"

Do Not Resuscitate

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"I brought cocoa."

Local food for local consumption

The Child and the Tank

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Ref shows footballer green card.

Fishing for Peace.

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

Rabbit Protest, No to a ban on fox hunting.

'I suppose I could be a 'Yes Man,' but I have much more experience as a 'No Man.''

St. Lukes Silent Order

'Take up thy tents and walk!'

Mitch Decides to Take A 15 Minute Coffee Break To Voice His Opinion.

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

Revolution

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."